“And God spoke all these words, saying, “I am the LORD your God, who brought you out of the land of Egypt, out of the house of slavery.”
Me---And me, says, “I am Tushar, your friendly neighborhood, lovely Dog from the land of Delhi, saying all these words unto you to take you out of the slavery, slavery of such foolish 10 commandments”
10 Commandments: ------1) Thou shalt have no other gods before me.
Me----There is no need to have any god before or after except yourself because you yourself are god or dog. Both ways lovely.
2) You shall not make for yourself a carved image, or any likeness of anything that is in heaven above, or that is in the earth beneath, or that is in the water under the earth. You shall not bow down to them or serve them, for I the LORD your God am a jealous God, visiting the iniquity of the fathers on the children to the third and the fourth generation of those who hate m...e, but showing steadfast love to thousands of those who love me and keep my commandments.
Me-----What the Fuck? Is this a God or fool, who is jealous of other Gods, who is threatening for dire consequences if not obeyed or loved? No way, never carve any image of such a stupid arrogant God, he is not worthy, rather you shall make yourself worthy of being carved, worthy of being imaged.
3) You shall not take the name of the LORD your God in vain, for the LORD will not hold him guiltless who takes his name in vain.
Me----There is no God or Dog apart from yourself, hence no need of taking name of any God at all.”
4) Remember the Sabbath day, to keep it holy. Six days you shall labor, and do all your work, but the seventh day is a Sabbath to the LORD your God. On it you shall not do any work, you, or your son, or your daughter, your male servant, or your female servant, or your livestock, or the sojourner who is within your gates. For in six days the LORD made heaven and earth, the sea, and all that is in them, and rested on the seventh day. Therefore the LORD blessed the Sabbath day and made it holy.
Me-----It is stupid, you can enjoy life anyway, work anyway. Many of us are already enjoying 5 days a week.
5) Honor your father and your mother.
Me----Just giving birth to a kid means nothing, all parents are not worthy of being honoured.
6) You shall not murder.
Me---Stupid, murder the evil, if no other way, like Guru Gobind Singh. Murder is not bad always.
7) You shall not commit adultery.
Me----And what else expected from adults & why not, is not that quite natural?
8 ) You shall not steal.
Me--- Why not, if you are living in a city of thieves & you are living there, dear ones.”
9) You shall not bear false witness against your neighbour.
Me---But yeah, you are free to do the same for anyone else, What the Fuck!”
10) You shall not covet your neighbor's house; you shall not covet your neighbour's wife, or his male servant, or his female servant, or his ox, or his donkey, or anything that is your neighbour's.
Me---But what if the neighbor's wife covets for you? It must be adultery & is not it the right thing for adults, so what? And who cares for donkeys & Ox, leave those for the stupid jealous god who gave such stupid 10 commandments.”
“11 Commandments by Me”
1:---- Be ingenious
2:---- Be Reasonable
3:---- Be Prudent
4:---- Be Scientific
5:---- Be Logical
6:---- Be Rational
7:---- Be Intelligent
8:---- Be Smart
9:---- Be Discreet
10:---- Be Wise.
11:---- Fuck off every other Commandment after these 10, you don't need any other.”
Me---And me, says, “I am Tushar, your friendly neighborhood, lovely Dog from the land of Delhi, saying all these words unto you to take you out of the slavery, slavery of such foolish 10 commandments”
10 Commandments: ------1) Thou shalt have no other gods before me.
Me----There is no need to have any god before or after except yourself because you yourself are god or dog. Both ways lovely.
2) You shall not make for yourself a carved image, or any likeness of anything that is in heaven above, or that is in the earth beneath, or that is in the water under the earth. You shall not bow down to them or serve them, for I the LORD your God am a jealous God, visiting the iniquity of the fathers on the children to the third and the fourth generation of those who hate m...e, but showing steadfast love to thousands of those who love me and keep my commandments.
Me-----What the Fuck? Is this a God or fool, who is jealous of other Gods, who is threatening for dire consequences if not obeyed or loved? No way, never carve any image of such a stupid arrogant God, he is not worthy, rather you shall make yourself worthy of being carved, worthy of being imaged.
3) You shall not take the name of the LORD your God in vain, for the LORD will not hold him guiltless who takes his name in vain.
Me----There is no God or Dog apart from yourself, hence no need of taking name of any God at all.”
4) Remember the Sabbath day, to keep it holy. Six days you shall labor, and do all your work, but the seventh day is a Sabbath to the LORD your God. On it you shall not do any work, you, or your son, or your daughter, your male servant, or your female servant, or your livestock, or the sojourner who is within your gates. For in six days the LORD made heaven and earth, the sea, and all that is in them, and rested on the seventh day. Therefore the LORD blessed the Sabbath day and made it holy.
Me-----It is stupid, you can enjoy life anyway, work anyway. Many of us are already enjoying 5 days a week.
5) Honor your father and your mother.
Me----Just giving birth to a kid means nothing, all parents are not worthy of being honoured.
6) You shall not murder.
Me---Stupid, murder the evil, if no other way, like Guru Gobind Singh. Murder is not bad always.
7) You shall not commit adultery.
Me----And what else expected from adults & why not, is not that quite natural?
8 ) You shall not steal.
Me--- Why not, if you are living in a city of thieves & you are living there, dear ones.”
9) You shall not bear false witness against your neighbour.
Me---But yeah, you are free to do the same for anyone else, What the Fuck!”
10) You shall not covet your neighbor's house; you shall not covet your neighbour's wife, or his male servant, or his female servant, or his ox, or his donkey, or anything that is your neighbour's.
Me---But what if the neighbor's wife covets for you? It must be adultery & is not it the right thing for adults, so what? And who cares for donkeys & Ox, leave those for the stupid jealous god who gave such stupid 10 commandments.”
“11 Commandments by Me”
1:---- Be ingenious
2:---- Be Reasonable
3:---- Be Prudent
4:---- Be Scientific
5:---- Be Logical
6:---- Be Rational
7:---- Be Intelligent
8:---- Be Smart
9:---- Be Discreet
10:---- Be Wise.
11:---- Fuck off every other Commandment after these 10, you don't need any other.”
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